Total Medals Earned: 57 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 560 Points
Medals Earned: 10/20 (115/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/395 points)
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/335 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 6/50 (30/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/515 points)
Medals Earned: 5/16 (55/480 points)
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Medals Earned: 5/17 (110/480 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Go offscreen and recover
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach the max combo
Start playing
Score 2,500 points
Use a power up
Submit your highscore 3 times
Submit 5 highscores
Reach the last level.
Play 5 games.
Play 10 games.
Use adrenaline
Use adrenaline 3 times in a game
Use adrenaline 5 times in a game
Beat your highscore
Score 5,000 points
Use 3 power ups in a single game
Buy an upgrade
Buy 10 upgrades
Submit your highscore
Upgrade to max statistics
Play 25 games.
Score 10,000+ points in 3 games in a row
Score 7,500 points
Score 10,000 points
Use 5 power ups in a single game.
Buy 25 upgrades
Score 25,000
Score 12,000 points
Score 20,000 points
Complete every challenge
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Defeat Don
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing the tram
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Air Racer
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
